Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers
well you never know when this might come in handy.
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
I still love homestuck but homestuck and I aren’t on our honeymoon anymore so even though I’m not kissing homestuck and yelling about how much I love it out of our hotel window doesn’t mean I don’t love homestuck anymore
it’s just a quiet love where we sit down and have dinner together and calmly talk about our days and we don’t need to be in each other’s faces 24/7 to know that our love is still a thing u kno
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
Then you are set
With a capital J,
Which you’ll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you’re a Jet,
You stay a Jet!















